UPDATED OCTOBER 18, 2018!!
I could never imagine Michael doing a show like The Bachelor, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, etc. no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't. But if he did, I imagine it'd go something like this...
Categories: Dangerous: 1991-1993, Adult, Adventure, Humor, Parody, Romance
Characters: Michael, Original Girl
General Warnings: Erotica, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Mild Violence, Nudity, Some Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Some Scenes of an Explicit Sexual Nature, Strong Language
Trigger Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Racism
Series: None
Chapters: 92 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 489836 Read Count: 27226
What do you get when you have three talented girls on the road to fame?
You get TLC !
What do you get when you have international pop star that has been performing for most of his life ? You get Michael Jackson !
When you add that all together you get CRAZY.SEXY.COOL &KING OF POP
Follow the intense life of Tionne (Tboz), miss Lisa "Left eye" , Rozonda (chilli)
When Michel Jackson shows up to be one of them future lover,friend,and husband.
WILL MICHAEL BE WITH CRAZY. SEXY. OR COOL OF TLC ?
Categories: Dangerous: 1991-1993, Adult, Parody, Romance, Song Fics
Characters: None
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Death, Drug Abuse
Challenges: A little bit of TLC
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4511 Read Count: 7731
Kayla was just normal girl who loved Michael Jackson. What would happen if she had to live with them? She has Dangerous crushing on her, Bad playing pranks on her. Can she survive keeping up with the eras? ( Parody Of Keeping Up With The Kardashians)
Categories: Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: Keeping Up With The Eras
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6154 Read Count: 26785
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raised on the streets of turn-of-the century London, orphaned Michael Jackson and his pals survive by their fearless wits as cunning young pickpockets. Michael being the most daring.
Now, they've been rounded up by their mentor, Jimmy Hook to snatch a priceless orb, which some believe, a magical ancient treasure which transports them, and Michael to another world.
This is when it all begins.
*Michael isn't famous in this story. he portrays in the life as Peter... before he adapts into the Peter Pan, so this is like a backstory of PP.*
Categories: Dangerous: 1991-1993, Adventure, Fantasy, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Suspense
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: Death
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1118 Read Count: 76
Melanie Janis Matthews is sick of life in 2014. She deems it boring and all the same. Nothing pleases her in this day and age, and when pre-thanksgiving comes around, she declares she has nothing to be thankful for. To cheer her up, her little niece Emily gives her a special edition disc of the wiz. But even that doesn't cheer her up because it 'proves her point'. Meanwhile, a storm passes by and inflicts her area hard. While everyone is going to the storm celler, she stays and watches the movie, oblivious of the storm. Once the power goes off, the house is shook by the storm and she wobbles off, getting hit by the window, and falling over impacting her head on the tv's edge.
When she wakes up, something tells her she's not in Harlem, NY anymore..
Categories: Adventure, Fantasy, Parody
Characters: None
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4747 Read Count: 5965
Just a short parody inspired by an MJ song, Ben, featuring the Amazing Spider-Man.
P.S. I can't take credit for the image.
Categories: Parody, Song Fics
Characters: None
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 171 Read Count: 682
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Michael Jackson is back in Club 30, trying to find out more about the murder of Annie Wilkes, The dame from down the lane. As he questions everyone, he is found guilty of the murder of Annie. But he believes differently, he believes he was framed. Now, Michael is on the lamb, since he snaked his way from the cops, and he faces some new problems up ahead as he is chased. And may need help from his crush, his children friends, his pet monkey Bubbles, and Spike the rabbit to back him up in the face of the law. But did he really kill Annie? Or was it a setup like he said? Find out in Why isn't annie okay?
Categories: Parody, Song Fics, Suspense
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: Parodies And Tropetacular Proportions Presents...
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2118 Read Count: 2544
One shot story of Fifty Shades Of Grey parody
Categories: Adult, Parody
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: Erotica
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1195 Read Count: 446
A smile is worth every cent of happines, Smile a day and the pain will go away
Everyone knew she has a smile,
Yet it never show like it use to,
A Navy nurse smile whispered away
Until one day a man changes all that.
Will her smile come back and stay there forever?
Join Phoenix and Michael through a journey of lust,love, hurt & confront even betryal.
Categories: Bad: 1986-1990, Adult, Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Trigger Warning!
Characters: Original Girl
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: Alcohol Abuse
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 411 Read Count: 100
A parody of common cliches and tropes found in Michael Jackson's Ghosts fanfiction. Savannah Chastity Cook is the weird daughter of the ham-fisted bigot but well meaning Mayor of peaceful small town Normal Valley. When she meets the mysterious Maestro, a man who lives in an old mansion and performs scary magic tricks to entertain the local children. They fall in love or something, but will her father drive them apart with his antics?
Warning: Terrible, confusing writing and silliness ahead.
Categories: Adventure, Angst, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Characters: Michael, Original Girl
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: Self-Harm
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7213 Read Count: 21438
i thank the people who opened the doors for me thank u very much
Categories: Dangerous: 1991-1993, Parody, Romance
Characters: Lisa Marie Presley
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 252 Read Count: 58
Alright, this is a parody romance fanfic I made, involving Mary Sue.
There's a girl named Mary Sue and she's perfect.
And she meets Michael Jackson and he's perfect.
I'm not good at summaries.
Read the story. It's better and more hilarious.
Categories: Humor, Parody, Romance
Characters: Michael, Original Girl
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 270 Read Count: 70
[Reviews - 21] Whitney Elizabeth Houston was the around-the-way girl from New Jersey. She also was one of the worlds biggest pop stars, with the heavenly looks and the one of a kind voice.
Michael Joseph Jackson was the child star-turned superstar from Gary. The reigning King of Pop, he broke unreachable records and dazzled fans with his voice and ethreal dance moves.
So what happens when these two super stars fall for each other? Although alike in many ways, Michael and Whitney were vastly different. And as families, fame, the media, and a swirl of personal demons and events occur through the two star-crossed lovers' lives, everything they want and try to build is threatened to be taken away. Will love be enough to give them the strength to hold on?
Categories: Family, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Romance
Characters: None
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11835 Read Count: 4676
I've seen tons of bad MJ romances with Mary-Sues and whatnot. I mean, seriously.
This is how NOT to make a romance with Michael! So the girls can have it easier, y'know. Be gentle with your reviews! I don't handle criticism well..
Categories: Humor, Parody
Characters: Michael, Original Girl
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1597 Read Count: 311
This story's going to be crazy!
because it truely is:
Off The Wall!
Categories: Bad: 1986-1990, Adult, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Sci Fi, Suspense
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: Domestic Abuse, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7140 Read Count: 621