This story is an answer to a challenge set by NatashaRosee (Another Funny Challenge)
The following specifics had to be included:
-Story must take place on an Island, real or imaginary.
-Carly Rae Jepson must be in the story and be with/see a pink thong wearing Princess Diana
-Michael must be either painfully stupid or incredibly bright
-A creepy Barney must appear.
-A celebrity to wax Michael's balls.
-Oprah and Dr Phil must be related to Michael.
-A wish must be granted.
-Some form of bondage must appear in the story.
This story can be read independantly or as the sequel to 'Oh What a Night'
It was a lot of fun to write, I hope you all enjoy it. Please review!
(Michael)
Categories: Bad: 1986-1990, Adult, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Parody, Romance, Suspense
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Challenges: Another Funny Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4035 Read Count: 615
Parody of LMFAO's Sexy and I know it. It's the MJ version. Lol! You guys all know it's true though... he is sexy.
Categories: Parody, Humor
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2533 Read Count: 9274
What up my pips? What's poppin'?
Alright, since I got a box of poems, I thought to myself, Hm. Maybe I should make a rap collection. So BAM! Here it is! I love to write rap and I like to listen to it as well, but that doesn't stop me from being a christian. But anyway, this collection consist of Humor, Haterades, Real Talk and most importantly, Michael!
So if y'all are interested in my raps and future raps, then click to see what goes on in my head everyday. ;)
Categories: Humor, Parody
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 820 Read Count: 1774
Based off of Mr. And Mrs. Smith, this is just a story of the life and times of Mr. Michael and Mrs. Vanessa Jackson going through superstardom, marriage and parenthood together. The couple tells their story to a therapist then come back home to focus on work and life. This story has no special theme or plot. It's just Michael and Vanessa being.....well, Michael and Vanessa. I hope you enjoy it :)
Categories: Adult, Humor, Parody, Romance
Characters: Michael, Original Girl
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24522 Read Count: 6401
I'm sorry for haven't been in this story for awhile :( (well, Awhiiiiilllleee I guess.) But here's the new chapter :).
They said that highschool is a place where you can have a lot of fun. Besides you need to reaches a good score in many school subjects, you 'must' get a boy/friend, go to a prom with him/her, being silly around anybody that older that you such as your teacher and your parents, get many friends as possible, Love, Live, Laugh.
But for these five 'highschoolers' ; Michael, Xavier, Logan, Syajeena, Zloavavic, highschool isn't just about it. Case by case that passed away in their school, they've been learning that highschool is something more meaningful than that. It's about : Friendship, Faithful, Sacrifice..
So, put down your math book. Just sit, relax, enjoy, and join their adventures that full of Day-Night-Mysterious-Cases.
Categories: Adventure, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Sci Fi
Characters: Michael, Original Girl
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15506 Read Count: 24503
[Reviews - 10] Congratulations! You have just purchased your very own MICHAEL JACKSON unit! To ensure that you drain every last drop of wonderful from your unit, we have provided this user manual: reading it would be advised if you don’t want to die or get maimed.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended
Categories: Adventure, Family, Humor, Parody, Sci Fi
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2395 Read Count: 1552
Michael and Lisa Marie share a romantic evening in Neverland together...
Categories: Parody, Lisa Marie Presley: 1994, Romance, Adventure, Humor, Adult
Characters: Michael
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 404 Read Count: 430
This is a new series I'm trying out called, 'Young, Wild, and Free'. It's baisically about two seemingly best friends (Keeana and Michael), and there chaotic adventures! I noticed theres waayyy too many serious stories, so I wanted to entertain you guys with an awesome comedy/random one about flying otters and stuff lol. so, read if you like! and if you do read, give me some suggestions for new episodes!
**It's a different story every episode :) so baisically a bunch of short stories :)
Categories: Adult, Fantasy, Humor, Parody, Romance
Characters: None
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 977 Read Count: 1769
Categories: Romance, Parody, Angst
Characters: None
General Warnings: None
Trigger Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2229 Read Count: 32016