The whole time, I felt like I was framed. Why would I kill Annie? I asked if Annie was okay in the song! There was no freaking way I was the murderer. I don't even know what gun I used to kill her with! So it's impossible for me to kill her and-

Hold up, did they just call me a woman?!! They said I was a attractive woman and the guys couldn't stop staring at me? Ughh! Why me?!

"Please, I'm innocent! I haven't killed anybody, well, Mr. Big, but that was because he was going to kill the children! Please come on now! I'm still a virgin! I'm super innocent now!" I said yelling as loud as my soft voice would let me.

"Sir, you have the right to remain silent."

I crossed my arms. "I didn't kill anybody! I don't go to clubs! Please! You have to believe me!" I open the car door as it was moving to escape. Got to go, got to go go go! I ran and ran as fast as I could. Ah yeah, nostalgia's back. I could feel the heat getting hotter and hotter against my cheeks.

"You'll never catch me alive, Coppers!" I said running and running again. The policemen and the k-9's they've unleashed running and running after me. Hahahahaha! Can't touch this!

At last, I stopped near by a alley. Trying to catch my breath. Looking around. And reaching in my pocket. The lucky star from exactly one year ago! I could hear the dogs barking, trying to sniff me out. But before they could find me, I already made myself into a car, driving back to the club again.

And when I made it there, The club was still packed. So I opened the door and slammed it shut."Michael, what are you-"

"Shush! Keep it down, They'll find me!" I said breathing in and out fast. "Michael, shouldn't you be in the jailhouse now?" I facepalmed." Look, I said I was framed, and they still think I killed Annie! I didn't! I know I-"

"We have you surrounded, come out with your hands up!" I gulped as I looked at the shadows in the windows, guns in hand and wait,

Did I just hear a helicopter? What's next, the s.w.a.t team? The general army? Was Annie some sort of lost princess or something?

"Everybody duck for cover!" I yelled, taking out my gun. "Michae-"

"QUIET!" I said again, and they all huddled up, As I pointed the gun towards the window. "Listen, you got the wrong fellow, here! Please, just-just go away! Go away!"

Annnnd a POW! Came in! Making a small hole in the window. "THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN FIRED!! Now you guys can say hello to my little FRIEND!!" I shot my gun as I spun around screaming, just like old times, but for different reasons, this time. I had a headache, because of all the gunshot noises now.

God, someone get me a cheese sandwich, asprin, and a coffee. In fact, blend them all in one!

I rolled over on the pool table and kept shooting at the windows. I did NOT have any time for this! I have trouble processing all of this. What else did I screw up in the Michael Jackson Department of Love And Kindness?

"Michael, You can't handle all of these guys at once!"

"Yes I can!" Then, the weirdest thing happens. The police men climbed through the windows and jumped down aiming at all of us. "We have you surrounded, Jackson!" I gulped. I was NOT going to shoot nobody. That's completely out of the question.

I slowly put my hands up. "I didn't kill Annie, for the last doggone time, I never got drunk, but I do admit to trying to make Jonathan happy! I didn't kill Annie. And if I did, I would admit it. But as you see, I'm not. So what the heck?" As soon as I opened my eyes,

All 65 policemen were circled around me, guns pointed at me, and ready to fire.

Really...REALLY?!